sixpenceee:

A master pickpocket demonstrates all his tricks. Take a moment to watch this video so you won’t fall victim to such tactics. (VIDEO)

sixpenceee:

A master pickpocket demonstrates all his tricks. Take a moment to watch this video so you won’t fall victim to such tactics. (VIDEO)

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herriestiles:

shelterfromcold:

two deer walk out of a gay bar, one turns to the other and says “man, i can’t believe i blew thirty bucks in there”.

this literally took me forever to get

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homocidol:

i hate when guys say shit like “why would you cut your hair? guys dont like girls with  short hair” thats like watching someone else make a sandwich for their self and saying “why are you putting tomatoes in it? i dont like tomatoes”

(via melknowsbest)

shiralipkin:

somethingclassysomethingvulgar:

if you live with a cat, you have had this conversation. 

(via lalano702)

pleasingprey:

rjxmarmaladex918:

#tattoos #piercing #SG great ink

*swoon*

pleasingprey:

rjxmarmaladex918:

#tattoos #piercing #SG great ink

*swoon*

(Source: tattoo-babes, via lalano702)

pricklylegs:

These are gold.

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kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off
but instead i found this dumbfuck

kinpunshou:

so this morning i was playing with the slow-mo mode on my phone, hoping to get a majestic vid of a bumblebee taking off

but instead i found this dumbfuck

(via lalano702)

clhampir:

I SWEAR I AM NOT CUTE/SWEET

DON’T CALL ME THAT

I AM EVIL

I AM THE SHADOWS IN THE NIGHT

FEAR ME

(Source: mccoyswife, via lalano702)

clockwork-glitter-kitten:

cats-explained:

feralxbones:

PSA

Meow meow!
As much as I wish for every kitty to have a loving home, that’s simply not realistic! These TNR kitties help to prevent countless homeless and unwanted kittens whose lives would only go to waste. 
You can learn more about TNR and caring for your local strays by visiting Alley Cat Allies, the organization which began the program!

Feral kitties keep pest populations down! (Way better than my pet kitties, one of which lets mice run across his paws -_-) Since the cat colony across the street started hunting in my yard, I’ve had no more problems with mice in my house, either!

clockwork-glitter-kitten:

cats-explained:

feralxbones:

PSA

Meow meow!

As much as I wish for every kitty to have a loving home, that’s simply not realistic! These TNR kitties help to prevent countless homeless and unwanted kittens whose lives would only go to waste. 

You can learn more about TNR and caring for your local strays by visiting Alley Cat Allies, the organization which began the program!

Feral kitties keep pest populations down! (Way better than my pet kitties, one of which lets mice run across his paws -_-) Since the cat colony across the street started hunting in my yard, I’ve had no more problems with mice in my house, either!

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coacalin:

This vodka looks like a fucking galaxy bye.

(via iamwhoiamandthatsokay)

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little-miss-aphrodite:

Truth: I love my booty
pleaes do not delete caption

little-miss-aphrodite:

Truth: I love my booty

pleaes do not delete caption

(via donttouchmybreasts)

asammyg:

How fucked up is the entire concept of The Parent Trap? These parents have twins but want a divorce so they decide their best course of action is to just each take one and never speak to each other again. 

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