imagineyourselfcomplexly:

tamorapierce:

owlmylove:

when i find stretch marks on my thighs i make a point of smooching them because they’re just doing their best at keeping the all-powerful immortal Being within me from ripping my mortal shell asunder in a blaze of heavenly glory and eviscerating the cosmos in my divine wrath

You know what?  You just changed an aspect of myself I’ve hated since ballet class in sixth grade.  Thank you!

…. I want to be flexible enough to kiss my thighs…

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carnivour:

As soon as you save the number or add emojis to their name, they start to act up

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bunny-little-space:

ideal-fatalist:

ice-sandwiches:

It looks like a cat version of Toothless.

Clawless

everything-about-something Toothless cat! :3 

bunny-little-space:

ideal-fatalist:

ice-sandwiches:

It looks like a cat version of Toothless.

Clawless

everything-about-something Toothless cat! :3 

(Source: theartofdysfunction, via angelicsubmissive)

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

amplitudeandexcursion:

there’s a DINOSAUR IN YOUR KITCHEN

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cheezus-crispo:

we call this “american mulan” in my home

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tsundxre:


prettier-pale:

2am gets real

wish it were still like that

tsundxre:

prettier-pale:

2am gets real

wish it were still like that

(via highimcaro)

The trouble is, you think you have time.

- Buddha (via kushandwizdom)

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kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

kissmeok:

♡Love/Couples♡

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johnahoy:

i just want to take you on cute dates then fuck you in the back of my car

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sexyjusticewarrior:

galaxypug:

I was watching Just Married with this guy once and at that bit on the wedding night when Ashton Kutcher lays his head on Brittany Murphy’s chest to sleep he was like ‘isn’t that the wrong way round? girls are supposed to sleep on the guy’s chest’ and that’s why straight people are weird.

A couple I know were having trouble holding hands because the boy was insisting that his hand was supposed to go in front

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